After staying out until 5am on Saturday night, I woke up and was informed that I am getting older by the pounding on the inside of my head. As I stepped out the door at 1 pm and set of to find some sort of asprin I was reminded by the deserted streets of Palma that this would not be easy. Sunday is without a doubt a day of rest (or recovery) in Spain. A suburban subdivision in the States has significantly more traffic, car and pedestrian, than a compact city of 400,000+ in Spain on Sun-the day after everyone goes to the discotecas till some ridiculous hour-day.
My first stop was the largest department store in the heart of the city, El Corte Ingles. Its a combo Wal-Mart/high end department store; aka they have everything, but is really nice (and pricey). You need some produce, a new computer, to book a vacation, have a key made, eat lunch, and buy a new 3000 euro suit? No worries, hit El Corte Ingles.
So I went to the biggest and most centrally located El Corte Ingles and was met by locked doors, because, well, because its Spain. Extremely flustered, I was going to head home when I saw the flashing green cross of a 24/7 farmacia. I wandered in and proceeded to search for 5 minutes for some Advil/Tylenol/ibuprofen with no luck.
At this point I was stuck in that area between "do I keep looking since my head is really starting to annoy me now" and "do I just go home and sleep all day" when the angles of advertising presented me with a gift. Carrefour. Prominently above a bench with a sleeping hobo on one end and two love struck teens on the other was a sign proudly displaying to the world that Carrefour is open on Sundays!
Carrefour, for those of you that are out of the loop, is the bigger, cheaper, French-ier version of El Corte Ingles. Any department store that has its own brand of Whiskey has been around the block a few times.
So, I hopped on the bus and settled in for the 25 minute ride to happiness. As luck would have it though, this bus went by the smaller, less convenient El Corte Ingles first. Which, upon passing, I saw was very open. 'Cuz you know, why would you open the nice, big, convenient one? So, buoyed by the though of not being on a bus for about forever, I dismounted and strolled confidently into El Corte Ingles where I searched for 10 minutes for FREAKING ADVIL. So finally I tried to make myself somewhat presentable, focused really hard, and asked a bored looking associate where I could find the ibuprofen, which I was told is obviously only at the pharmacy.
This threw me for a minute because I can get BC powder at a gas station in North, South Carolina (the town, thats not some odd typo) and here it is only available in pharmacies where I had already looked earlier. Whatever.
Fortunately, there was a Pharmacy close by, so I stumbled across the (still deserted) street, walked right in and asked where the friggin ibuprofen is. To which the Pharmacist walked around behind the counter, pulled out a key, unlocked a drawer, and asked me something about 400 something. Yes! I dont know if I need 400 painkillers but whatever, it will save me from doing this again. So she pulls out a shiny, silver 2"x4" box and asks for 4 euros. Confused, but no longer really caring what I just bought, we made the exchange and I walked out to examine my purchase.
Apparently I bought 12, 400mg ibuprofen tablets, which I found very disappointing on the quantity side but was pretty excited about on the quality side. So Ill call it a wash.
And thats the story of how I spent 3 hours on a Sunday!